SOBER EVENTS GUIDE SEPTEMBER

Imagine, if you will, a month where you do all the things we recommend that you do—a flurry of queer activity, and nary a drop of alcohol in your system (or whatever your sobriety goals might be).  You could be rolling in the grass like a dog at Starry Night Picnic, learning about historical lesbians at a performance of The Elephant Girls, and beating the crap out of your friends at Straps Queer Arm Wrestling. AMONG OTHER THINGS. Check it out.

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Please note that this guide is put together to the best of the ability of our alcohol-free Events Editor Vee, who does her best, but may not always get it right. Please use your best judgement and if an event is making you feel uncomforted or tempted to break your sobriety goals, consider leaving, and if you want to, let us know.

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Thursday, September 4
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Sapphic Trivia Night – Cake Cabaret

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Friday, September 5
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Sebs Play Pen x Trans Strip Night – Buddies in Bad Times

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Queens of House – Free Play

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Saturday, September 6
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9th Annual Back to School Bash – Barbara Hall Park

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Noxte – T3 Bayside

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Starry Night Picnic – Trinity Bellwoods Park

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Sunday, September 7
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Glad Day Brunch – Ground Control

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Trans Filmmakers Summit 2025 – TIFF Lightbox

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Sapphic Stitchery – The Brockton Haunt

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Friends of Roxy Queer Comedy Fundraiser – Pegasus

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Wednesday, September 10
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Show Up, Go Up – C.C.’s Bar & Grill

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The Elephant Girls – Red Sandcastle Theatre
(Runs until September 14)

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Friday, September 12
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Glen or Glenda – Paradise Theatre

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Saturday, September 13
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Softness is Healing – The 519
(Runs until September 14)

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Sunday, September 14
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The Dancing Djinn – Lula Lounge

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Tuesday, September 16
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Queer Pottery Night – Pottery Dream

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Friday, September 19
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The Green Line – Buddies in Bad Times
(Runs until October 4)

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Saturday, September 20
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Magic Dyke – Cake Cabaret

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Tuesday, September 23
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Desire in Motion: Dream Life with Drag Pre-Show by Dank Sinatra – Paradise Theatre

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Thursday, September 25
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Straps Queer Arm Wrestling – Houndstooth

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Glamour Puss Drag & Burlesque Soiree – Tiger Den Tavern

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Friday, September 26
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Drag for Palestine: Toronto – Tallulah’s Cabaret

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House of Lambda Presents: Fallen Angelz – The House of Lancaster

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Saturday, September 27
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Bad Girls of History: A Burlesque – Revival

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Events will be added to this sober guide as we find them. If we are missing your event please feel free to get in touch.

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