ASSTROLOGY

ATTENTION ASS-TROLOGY SIGN HOLDERS!!!

DJ representatives of the earth (digital polyglot), water (VUHNNY), fire (Yamari), and air (Prince Morbucks) signs will be spinning electronic bass, afrohouse, jersey, gqom, baile funk, reggaeton, house, global bass/club to help you throw your ass throughout the night. Celebrate your sun / moon / rising by dressing up as your signs. (Think mysterious-ness of a scorpio, aesthetically pleasing like a libra, or you like the finer things in life like a taurus.)

Tarot reader for guidance, and an ass shaking contest for clarity.
Which signs will reign supreme?
You decide. Show us what you got 🔮🍑

19+
$10 online
$15 at the door

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